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Wanita dengan Mistery nya

Wanita sulit dimengerti ya mungkin..? hehehehe. banyak banget sikap wanita yang nggak akan kita (laki laki) mengerti. bukan bermaksud apa apa, cuma agar para lelaki juga tahu wanita itu perlu dimengerti . ini dia list apa saja sindrom dari wanita yang nggak bisa hilang:
1. Nangisuitis

Akibat terlalu sensitif. Gejalanya bibir cemberut, mata kedip-kedip. Efek sampingnya mata bengkak, saputangan banjir, hidung meler, bawaannya ngurung diri atau terkena penyakit Curhatitis A.
Penyakit ini bisa diobati dengan obat Tegaridol, OBH (Obat Berhati Hamba).
2. Curhatitis

Bawaannya ingin di dengarkan terus, Efek samping rahasia orang bisa bocor, terkena Nangisuitis.Penyakit ini bisa diarahkan positif jika ia bercuhatitisnya ke orang yang tepat, apalagi sama Tuhan
3. Shooping Syndrome

Gejalanya pengen jalan mulu, mata melotot, Efek sampingnya lidah ngiler, dompet jadi tipis. Jika sudah masuk stadium 4 (parah banget) dompet cowoknya ikut tipis.
Coba minum hematcold atau tablet PD (Pengendalian Diri).
4. Cerewetisme

Lebih parah dari Curhatitis B, tidak mengandung titik koma. Efek samping muncrat, telinga panas , dada cowoknya bisa jadi lebih halus karena sering mengelus.
Lebih cepat segera diredakan.
5. Lamanian Dandanitos

Pengennya diem depan cermin. Tangan kiri gatel-gatel pengen pegang sisir, tangan kanan kram-kram pengen teplok-teplok pipi pake bedak. Efek samping: menor, telat, cowoknya berkarat, gak kebagian makanan. Minum segera Sari Bawak (Bagi Waktu) dan Taperi (tambah percaya diri). Buat cowok minum Toleransikipil 230 sendok sehari sesudah dan sebelum mandi
6. Cemburunotomy

Gejala muka lonjong, tangan mengepal, alis menukik.
Coba cegah dengan obat sirup prasangka baik tiga sendok sehari, Pil pengertian dan tablet selidiki dahulu.
7. Ngambekilation

Gejala hampir sama dengan Cemburubotomy.
Minum Sabaron dan Bersyukurinis.

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